1What's eating you?
Nothing i mean everything this house is pathetic
2I don't know it's a little run down but it has its charms
not the house house the sorority its lame
3it sure is... what i mean to say is the delts have always been the stink end of the sorority stick... boy i miss those days
excuse me the legacy of the delts is rife with with maybe we are degenerates is that what people think of us
4in our day we wore that like a badge our walks of shame were legendary we had a moto try delts we'll show you our pelts under our belts
fyi our generation doesn't have pelts we wax
5you just have to accept who you are have fun with it and i hate to break the news to you but you're no fun
i am too fun im way fun
6no fun anti fun
i guess that explains why we have fewer pledges every year
7and how many do you have this year
including ginger and devon two
8but those girls have spark they're the types who will bring more girls
if they don't we could lose the house and our sorority standing we can't afford the dues
9don't you worry about that we can rob a bank i've done it before not so hard really
great i'm a forever virgin and now i'm a smelly bank robber
10it isn't you... the real reason girls don't pledge this house is because it has a curse
here we go again with the same old story of your sister what was her name again
11spider
spider snake your parents were real bad in that category
12we were conceived at a petting zoo anyway it's all true my sister may be a lifelong criminal bit she isn't a liar it was a dark and stormy night
was it